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Static-x

damn mother fuck....they band is fucking bad ass but "the guy" has a name...it is wayne You dont kno the devil til you hear static-x

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spedcial

you stupid motherfucker how can you not know this.....its special and sped(special education) combined You are so spedcial

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shank

the tang of a hoe i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

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Gylve Nagell

A member of Dark throne. Also known as Fenriz. Drums, guitar, bass Person: "Fenriz is fucking awesome."

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Laundry Basket

A basket for laundry. Person: "I need a basket for my laundry. I think I will buy myself a laundry basket."

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Metallic Purple

The color purple when it is metallic. Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."

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T Shirt

A shirt in the shape of a T Person: "I just bought a shirt in the shape of a T. I think it is a t shirt. What do you think?"

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Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh. Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air...

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egg salad

Salad made with eggs. Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."

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Sliding Door

A door that slides. Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

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boogers

The spawn of The Boogie Man. Person: "I ate juicy boogers for lunch."

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Zyprexa

A medication used to treat certain mental disorders. See schizophreniaand BiPolar Disorder. Doses come in 2.5 mg, 5 mg, 7.5 mg, and 10 mg. May cause drowsiness. Person: "I take Zyprexa because I am a...

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Oxy clean

Stuff that cleans stuff with oxy. Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."

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Open Drawer

A drawer that is open. Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

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Metallic Green

The color green when it is metallic. Person: "I like green when it is metallic. I think my favorite color is metallic green."

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Refrigerator

A thing used to re frigerate food. Person: "I want to re frigerate my liverwurst. I think I will put it back in my refrigerator."

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Bathroom Tile

Tile that is found on the floor of a bathroom. Person: "I want tile for the floor of the place in my house that has a bath in it. The place in my house with a bath in it is also a room used to take a...

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Labret Piercing

A piercing on the labret Person: "I have a peircing on my labret. Therefore it is a labret piercing. I think I will pull the ring out of my lip and laugh as I bleed profusely."

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sock puppets

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to. Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get...

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Milk Shakes

Shakes made out of milk and other things. Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."

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Piggy Banks

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually. Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"

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Tooth brush

A brush for your teeth. Used for brushing your teeth using toothpaste or Whitening Toothpaste Person: "I want a brush for my teeth so I can brush my teeth. I think I need to buy a tooth brush."

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Vibrating tooth brush

A brush for your teeth that vibrates. Person: "I like things that vibrate and I want a brush for my teeth so I think I will buy a vibrating tooth brush."

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Rubber Chicken

A chicken that is made out of rubber. Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."

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Tennis shoes

Shoes for tennis. Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...

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Metallic Colors

Colors when they are metallic Person: "I like colors. My favorite color is metallic rainbow.

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Whitening Toothpaste

Paste that whitens your teeth. Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."

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Secret box

A box that is secret. Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret...

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Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas. Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

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Metallic Red

The color red when it is metallic. Person: "My favorite color is metallic red."

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Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more. Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will...

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Paper Clip

A clip for paper Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

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velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners. Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with...

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Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is...

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Balloon Time

1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set. Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and...

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Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn. Person: "Um."

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Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen. Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

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Towel Rack

Rack used to hang up towels. Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."

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Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes. Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

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Wax

A stick of gum I stole some wax from him...

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The Matrix

an excellent movie that has fantastic SPFX, a semi decent story line, mediocre acting and awesome fight scenes, which grabs the viewer into believing that these movies are the best thing since STAR...

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refuck

Combination of retard and fuck. Random yet useful fusion of words. Typically used as an insult. Joe shit on himself. What a refuck!

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black bloc

revolutionary anarchist street tactic where participants engage in direct action against the forces of corporate and state repression, dressing as the indigenous zapatista rebels of chiapas do, in...

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khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins. noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate...

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aklesh

full fucked up fuckhead who thinks he is the best evil is going to merderlize aklesh

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Dark and Light

AWSOME Kickass MMORPG set to be released in January 2005 Holy dog shit man, Dark and Light rocks the Casbah!!!

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Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi. eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

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Gloomfire

A person of great sexiness. Man, that person is a gloomfire!

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butt-skank

butt-skank is an insult,it means disgusting, filthy, ass. omg that guy is a buttskank

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pwntard

1. A person that gets carried away with using "lol", "rofl", and "pwn" in as many different annoying and varying ways possible.2. A person that may be good at a particular video game, but is a poor...

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